You Know You're Playing Too Much Changeling When . . .

... you always try to buy things using napkins instead of real money.

... you post a topic with such subject not to be swallowed by Banality.

... you do Bunks to make it to the Train on time.

... you put your satyr outfit on and go to New York for the larp and wear your horns on the subway.

... chocolate is Dross.

... you honestly think about asking your girl to wear the bunny ears to bed. (Lie to me Baby!)

... you feel yourself aging in line at the bank.

... all of your friends know what thier Pooka animals are.

... you eagerly await Liv Tyler's appearance as Aoewen. (MMMM Elves...)

... you use Nocker curses in every day language.

... you are leary crossing briges. (There's Trolls under there.)

... Vampire players make you forget why you got into gaming in the first place. (Why am I here? I should be home watching TV.)

... you don't need to dress up that much to play a Satyr (I got the horns, but the hair is natural)

... you try to ken people for their Fae Seeming.

... you carry some item on you because, hey, if you believe hard enough, it might turn into a Treasure.

... you swear your friends fit the Stereotypes a little too well, (we got a Troll, Pooka, Nocker and Boggan)

... you're in a real hurry for something and try to use Wayfare to get you there faster.

... you keep looking up at the night sky expecting to see a blood red star appear any moment.

... your alarm clock makes you wince when it goes off, but it's got nothing to do with physical pain.

... you wonder how many animals at the zoo are actually Pooka.

... the SCA makes you feel more "at home" than the real world.

... you begin to see the workings of Dan in everything.

... you can honestly swear that playing Changeling is better than good sex.

... your cantrips work, and you get very incensed at anyone who tells you otherwise.

... you've been calling yourself a "Daoine Sidhe" since before changeling was a game.

... you don't call yourself a daoine sidhe anymore...at least, not where folks can hear you...cause it just got too tiresome to explain.

... when the book came out, you got VERY disturbed by them stealing your 13hour clock.

... you can't decide if you've reincarnated as a pooka without having to deal with all the messy lying stuff.

... you know full well how silly all of the above is, and play with it and insist upon it anyway cause it makes you smile on gloomy days.

... sunlight and laughter are better than food.

... you're only truly happy when making "something really cool".

... you throw away your TV to avoid its Banal influence.

... you call your boss a "Dauntain."

... you forget what you were dreaming about whenever you look at traffic.

... you wonder what it would be like to Fuddle a line of cars going well over the speed limit so the drivers think they're travelling in reverse...

... even your local gaming store owners get tired of you asking, "Is War In Concordia out yet?"

Contributed by Wickedworm, Errol, Nick, Lofwyr Ebrwydd, Fhengal McGhallain, Patchwork and Karl.